Kenny is a bad mother...Shut your mouth!
Who's the black private chef
that's a sex machine to all the B.O.H?
You're damn right
Who is the chef
that would risk his mise en place for his brother chef?
Can ya chop it?
Who's the chef that won't chop out
when there's flavor all about
You see this chef Kenny is a bad mother-
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Kenny
(Then we can chop it)
He's a complicated chef
but no one understands him but his sous chef.
If these lyrics offend you, blame the late, great Issac Hayes. If my changes offend you, too bad. Chuc, TY for the idea.