Jill, Jill...Oh What a "Spill"
Well...I hate to be obvious but I couldn't find a song about "eggs" or "Jill" (any ideas?) so...I had to go to the oldstand-by...
I would not, could not, in a quiche.
I could not, would not, for the Nou-(American)-veau Riche.
I can not cook them with my knives.
I can not cook them mixed with chives.
I can not cook them on Bravo.
I can not cook them so I must go.
I do not cook with ostrich eggs.
I do not cook them, is what Jill says.
(adapted from Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss)
posted by Blogging Top Chef @ 7:11 AM
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I started singing "My boy Jill," and then thought to myself that I've been watching WAY to much Bravo!
Gail pronounced her verbal defense of the dish, the worst in Top Chef History.
"Like, you know, I like, thought, like, my dish was like, good, you know".
...and continuing Troll's description of Jill's defense...when asked what she would do better next time..."well, like, you know, I would do like better, you know."
I thought her getting the chop based on her verbal defense was a bit harsh considering Ariane's dish was spat out!
Ostrich Egg Quiche? Not very original, but her quiche was not spit out by Padma.
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