Jill, Jill...Oh What a "Spill"
Well...I hate to be obvious but I couldn't find a song about "eggs" or "Jill" (any ideas?) so...I had to go to the oldstand-by...
I would not, could not, in a quiche.
I could not, would not, for the Nou-(American)-veau Riche.
I can not cook them with my knives.
I can not cook them mixed with chives.
I can not cook them on Bravo.
I can not cook them so I must go.
I do not cook with ostrich eggs.
I do not cook them, is what Jill says.
(adapted from Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss)