Half-Assed Sunday Roast

I have a cold. This is the roast.





Lets hope the Wizard gives Danny his heart soon.





Jill`s Jerk Scallop interpretive dance did little to impress the judges but her fellow chefs gave her 7/10 stars.





OK, show of hands. Who would have pushed his face into the plate?





If there is ever a show entitled Top Exorcist, Patrick is a shoo-in.





Dude, you gotta get all the stems out first.











Here is one for you readers to have fun with.