Is it all in that pretty little head of yours?
What recipes will hit the mark?
Well I used to know a top chef and I could have sworn
that her name was Antonia
Well she used to have a chance to win on her own
and then Nikki by her side
These days I'm afraid she's not got a shot and her
name is Antonia
Do you suppose, with beans that aren’t quite soft,
Antonia will now be off’d?
and all the times she cooked her “chef” heart out
to win and judges chose...
Antonia, Antonia, Antonia
-from Elvis Costello's Veronica