Mark at Work...No More!
Cooking a fried-out curry
With a little kid, head full of curl-ies
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and made me cook fast
And she said,
"You come to Top Chef: Chicago
Where your cooking style we want to know?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the time go?
You better run, you better tie back your fro ."
Cooking for a man in “second city”
He was five foot nine and bald as can be
I said to the man, "Are you trying to hate me?”
He just smiled and sent me back to New Z.
And he said,
"You come from a land down under
You choice of food makes me wonder
Can't you hear, can't you hear Padma?
Pack your knives and your Marma(ite)."
-from Men at Work's Land Down Under