Thursday, March 13, 2008

What's Your Nimma?

by Chef Back Burner

Well, its 9 o’clock in Chicago
I’ll find my remote control
Let it take us to the show
I haven’t made plans for later on tonight
I’m too busy
Tryin to see whose first to get "the knife".

What's your name, little girl?
What's your Nimma?
Salty shrimp, little girl?
What a shame.

Back in the kitchen
Lord you got such a mess
It seems that your cauliflower
Couldn’t “flan” under stress, oh yes
Well, the judges said we can't eat it at all
What a shame
Wont you pack your knives girl
And go catch your plane.

What's your name, little girl?
What's your Nimma?
Baby food’s bad, little girl?
And it's such a shame.

Labels: Top Chef Season 4

posted by Blogging Top Chef @ 2:00 AM   8 comments

8 Comments:

At 6:44 AM, Blogger Ms. Place said...

Loved this first episode. I didn't want to see any of the chefs go. But Nammi was in the bottom group twice, so it made sense to cut her loose.

 
At 9:30 AM, Blogger Todd said...

Nimma was just not good at all the whole show. She wasn't the only one deserving the axe, but she seemed to be the least talented chef there. Shrimp too salty to eat? Make them again. Shrimp cook really fast. No excuse for that. I think that's why they asked if they were marinated. She said all the salt was added in the pan.

 
At 10:23 AM, Blogger The Troll said...

Ronnie Van Zandt is doing cartwheels in his grave.

 
At 2:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

NEVER knock the sponsor!!! I couldn't believe she said to the judges, "well, the plastic wrap wasn't clinging properly, so it didn't turn out." Dumb, dumb, dumb. Hello, that's GLAD plastic wrap you're using, woman! What were you thinking! That was the exact moment I knew she would be packin' her knives!!!

 
At 3:06 PM, Anonymous Lelê said...

Anon @ 12:55PM, I thought the same thing!! Bad move, girl!

I liked the 1st episode as a whole. And it's funny that I'm already crossing people off my list (who I like and don't. *cough*Richard*couch*).

Also, I HATED that they used the couple for their very first poll. Seriously, Bravo?! Are you that transparent?! *shakes head*

 
At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her name is Nimma...

???

 
At 6:36 PM, Blogger Renzo said...

Great blog!

The Haphazard Gourmet Girls, LA foodie bloggers, weigh in with a Culinary conspiracy theory about who wins and why. You all should meet!

They're at haphazardgourmet.blogspot.com

 
At 9:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That f***ing foul-mouthed Andrew is the most f***ing irritating contestant of the past four f***ing seasons. I hope he f***ing leaves soon or I may have to stop watching the f***ing show.

 

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