Valerie

Well sometimes I make food by myself and

I cook with meat from slaughter

But I think of all the things a Gorilla eats and

meat’s not in the picture.

'Cos since I’m goin on home, and my food's been a mess

And I've missed the judges tastes though I’ve tried to do my best

Must pack my knives, stop making my blini

Why are you goin home Valerie, Valerie?

Did you have to go and fail,

make a dish that annoyed Gail(read her blog),

did you get enough exposure?

I hope you didn't lose your job, I hope you find the right way to get closure.

Are you shopping for groceries,

cooking good food for Chicago-ites,

are you busy?

And did you have to use the beets, f

ennel marscarpone cheese,

are you still dizzy?

'Cos since I’m goin on home, and my food's been a mess

And I've missed the judges tastes though I’ve tried to do my best

Must pack my knives, stop making my blini

Why are you goin home Valerie, Valerie?

Yeah, Valerie

-Adapted from "Valerie" by The Zutons