Blogging Top Chef: Chewing It Up and Spitting It Out!

Sunday, June 10, 2007

By Chef Biatch

Yes, fellow TC fans, it is Sunday and once again, time for the Sunday Roast.

Tom: "OK, everyone wanted a mentor.

Ala.. Tim Gunn. Well... nobody is as good as me,

so Bravo made a clone.
Clone: Hey bitches, get to work!
Tom: OK, there was a budgeting issue..
Clone: Fuck you baldie.

Ilan: Don't tell anyone but my mom

gave me this haircut...for free!
Sam: No shit? I would have never guessed.
Ilan: Really?
Sam: No dude, it looks like shit.
Ilan: Oh.

Ted: Another foam?
Marcel: Yo Yo Yo, foam is in da house!

Where all my homeys at? Holla!

My foam is fly, will make yo mamma cry,

it be da bomb, I got it going on. Sup Yall!
Ted: A yes would have sufficed.

Damn Ilan, your technique sucks.

Too much teeth.

Ilan, noooo!

Dude, don't you know the blogs

are gonna have a field day with that picture?

Marcel: I'm going to need a hand job later...

Elia: Wtf did you just say?

Elia: Oh, you meant...never mind

Come on, We've all seen Waiting.

We know it happens.

Stephen: First I did the karate chop massage

on the duck,

then I started to use my palms,

after a bit... I rubbed it

with this bad ass olive oil...

Harold: Were you gonna cook it or fuck it?

Your turn TC fans. Use the above picture of Dave

and leave your creative caption in the comment area.

At 6:27 AM, Blogging Top Chef said...: Thinking: "If the bitch can judge, let him judge!"

Chef Back Burner
At 9:07 AM, ArtfulSub said...: Thinking: " I forgot to take my Lithium again. I wonder if I'll be flamboyant and manic or weepy and whiny tonight?"

as
At 11:09 AM, Ms. Place said...: Thinking: "Can't you do both?"
At 12:32 PM, potty mouth princess said...: "If I take my finger out, I could have a total nervous breakdown. Ah hell, I probably will anyway.

MUST NOT TWITCH."
At 12:41 PM, Anonymous said...: "Think, think, THINK, bitch...where'd you stash the wine again?"

nutmeg
At 12:51 PM, Anonymous said...: "Oh damn
(Squint..twitch nervously)

I shoulda' taken the Valium before the wait staff came in.

I KNOW they're outside in the parking lot with whisks
and rolling pins ready to scream at me whilst egg beating me to death:

You ARE our bitch -bitch!!!!"

LOL..I likeeeeee!

Kristy in da swamps.
At 7:58 PM, TheHoInMO said...: "Hmmmm, I wonder if Padma's boobs are real?"

Glad to see the Sunday roast back!

(((MUAH)))
At 1:14 AM, Anonymous said...: Oh No!!! I have to fart!. Hold it, hold it. I will not do this on TV.
At 1:45 AM, Blogging Top Chef said...: Always love the fart jokes. Im very uni-brow, or is that low-brow? Hmm, sumptin brow, farts are funny!

chef biatch
At 5:24 PM, Laz said...: Thinking: "What Would Liberace Do?"
At 1:26 PM, Mother Hubbard said...: Hmmm. Needs more black pepper.

Sunday, June 10, 2007