Sunday, February 04, 2007

Sunday Roast

Prepared by Chef Biatch

It was just now that Sam realized
he was trying to help Marcel win
and the words "Fuck Me!"
could be heard for miles.


I swear this picture is from 1987
and Padma is wearing Bon Jovi`s necklace.



I don't care how fancy the teardrop-
vinaigrette thing is,
Marcel forgot about the curse of the salad.


"Yum, this is so good.
Hee Hee, I got killer munchies"


Right after building this sand castle,
Ilan and Marcel drew a heart in the sand that read
"I.H. and M.V...BFF"


"Dude, my plate is talking to me"

Dirty mouth?
Ain't enough Orbit in the world Betty.


Nuff saffron there champ?

posted by Blogging Top Chef @ 3:39 AM   11 comments

11 Comments:

At 8:43 AM, Blogger PeachPie said...

Ok, this has nothing to do with the pics posted... but I just finally watched the video on Bravo where Marcel and Ilan catch and eat the live Uni.

OMG! Call me a weenie, but it was still moving. (gag)

 
At 11:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

end of a awful season, the bullies won, against the good guy! Guess thats how Bravo wanted it, they got good ratings!

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger Laz said...

These are HIGHlarious! Especially liked Ilan & Marcel's FAIRYtale castle.

 
At 10:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love it...."I.H. and M.V...BFF"

 
At 11:17 AM, Blogger eric3000 said...

Love the Orbit picture of Betty!

 
At 6:47 PM, Blogger Edward Barnett said...

Does that 1st pic mean you believe the internet conspiracy theory that Sam and Frank planned to get on Marcel's team and sabotage them. I heard people saw them in NY planning it!

 
At 2:28 AM, Blogger Blogging Top Chef said...

" Does that 1st pic mean you believe the internet conspiracy theory that Sam and Frank planned to get on Marcel's team and sabotage them. I heard people saw them in NY planning it!

4:47 PM "



No, the 1st pic does not mean I believe any internet conspiracy.

chef biatch

 
At 4:39 AM, Blogger PeachPie said...

How I picture the conspiracy theory started....

"I heared that a friend heared that someone they saw in Bloomingdales said that the person they rode next to on the bus said that her next door neighbor thought that her coworker was told that her vet had heared that one of his patients had been told that the mail carrier was told that his aunt sophie saw Mike and Sam plan to screw Marcel".

 
At 12:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol peachpie

 
At 5:00 AM, Blogger PeachPie said...

; )

 
At 3:22 AM, Blogger Edward Barnett said...

It just seems a little odd that they guy that threatened to beat up Marcel and is on tape saying he hates him suddenly wants to be a part of his team. And the fish not getting there was clearly not an accident. Mikey seemed surprised, but Sam sounded like he knew what was going to happen.

Sam and Frank...The second Sous Chef on the Grassy knoll!

 

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