Prepared by Chef Biatch
It was just now that Sam realized
he was trying to help Marcel win
and the words "Fuck Me!"
could be heard for miles.
I swear this picture is from 1987
and Padma is wearing Bon Jovi`s necklace.
I don't care how fancy the teardrop-
vinaigrette thing is,
Marcel forgot about the curse of the salad.
"Yum, this is so good.
Hee Hee, I got killer munchies"
Right after building this sand castle,
Ilan and Marcel drew a heart in the sand that read
"I.H. and M.V...BFF"
"Dude, my plate is talking to me"
Ain't enough Orbit in the world Betty.
Nuff saffron there champ?