Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Who Will Be Your Personal Top Chef?

Prepared by Chef Back Burner




Ok everyone get out those pencils and a piece of paper it’s time for a TOP CHEF 2 quiz.

You didn’t think you would get away with not having to put some effort in....ha!

Take our quiz and then tell us who you would like cooking up a storm in your kitchen.


1) When you sit down to a meal, what do you like to see on the plate in front of you?

A) An attractive meal with all the needed elements and taste to boot.
B) A dish that you may never have seen before but has the potential to tickle your tummy’s fancy
C) A hearty meal that fills the gut.
D) A plate that makes you smile just looking at it.
E) A creation with flavors that might not be your palette but bring you something new.
F) A healthy creation with style and attention to blended flavors.
G) A consistently good meal with good food and flavor.
H) A dish that reminds you of home with familiar tastes and ingredients.
I) Something completely unexpected.



2 If you had to describe the food you like to eat it would be...


A) Fun clean art.
B) Focused, well prepared and a bit out there.
C) Traditional with a twist.
D) California comfort.
E) Clean and organized.
F) In the moment, current.

G) Simple and delicious.
H) Eclectic.
I) Family style.


3) How many years of experience would you like your chef to have?

A) 11
B) Vast
C) 22
D) 29
E) Doesn’t matter
F) 12
G) 3
H) Extensive
I) 1


4) When you are craving “junk food” you reach for...

A) The old standby...cookies.
B) Gummy worms.
C) A spicy burrito.
D) The “homey” tuna melt.
E) The phone to order a pizza.
F) The bottle of ranch dressing...you’ll pour it on anything.
G) The American fast food...french fries.
H) Gramma’s fried chicken.
I) What could be better...BIG MAC!


5) While you are waiting for your dish you peek into the kitchen to see your chef....

A) Working hard on your meal to create it to the best of their ability.
B) Madly dripping something you cannot identify into what looks like a test tube.
C) Shooting the cow for your steak dinner.
D) Talking to themselves because they can’t get the two sides to agree that the dish is fully cooked.
E) Smearing the frosting for your dessert evenly across their face.
F) Slowly stripping off his chefs jacket and passionately plating your meal.
G) Climbing into the cooking pot with your soup.
H) Frying something or someone up good.
I) Drinking a beer.



6) When interviewing your Top Chef you ask a tough question and they...

A) Swig some pepto bismol.
B) Stare at you with an annoying smirk.
C) Threaten to disembowel you.
D) Jump gleefully in the air and then scream about how tough that question is.
E) Ask you if you have any idea what good “cookeeng” is.
F) Give you an “I’m soo hot” face and hope that is distracting enough.
G) Smile boyishly
H) Tell you that while they are going to answer the question correctly the other interviewees are going to lie.
I) Say something that sounds like a cross between a mumble and a reply.


7) In your free time you get to spend some quality time with your Top Chef. What would you like to do?

A) Wax your eyebrows and your soul patches.
B) Clean your house...maybe.
C) Go for a nice drive...down some dark alleys.
D) Go to lunch, just the three of you.
E) Go spend a day at a spa...facials included.
F) Spend the day in bed...ahem.
G) Go play soccer.
H) Play a game of truth or dare.
I) Go drink beer.


If your answers are mainly.... Click here for answers

posted by Blogging Top Chef @ 11:57 AM   17 comments

17 Comments:

At 1:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woohoo, Ilan is my personal top chef!
That was fun, BTChefs, thanks for the quiz!
nutmeg

 
At 1:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG I get Sam. This is too much fun. Thanks Chefs.

 
At 3:11 PM, Anonymous An said...

Sorry anonymous, you can't have Ilan. He's mine.

 
At 3:13 PM, Anonymous The Dogs' Mother said...

No, no, Ilan is my Top Chef!!

 
At 4:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got Mike. Cool. You rock dude!!

 
At 5:03 PM, Anonymous chef biatch said...

Wahoooo! I got Sam. Back off bitches, he`s all mine.

chef biatch

 
At 7:29 PM, Anonymous soupcon said...

Hmmm, I'm torn between Ilan and Elia... I think I'll have both over for an Iron Chef cook-off...
With their mutually low-key personas, it might take longer than an hour, and more than a few bottles of wine.

 
At 11:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was fun chefs. I got Cliff. Yea!!!!!

 
At 11:54 PM, Anonymous Jen said...

Damn. I got Betty. I am going back and take it again.

 
At 12:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a 3 way tie between Cliff, Frank & Elia. I'll trade all three for Sam. Any takers?

Penny

 
At 2:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frank is my man. I like to run with the bull.

This was fun.

Deb

 
At 7:53 AM, Anonymous Mother Hubbard said...

Well, I came up with Ilan, but only because I had two "G" answers and a mixed bag for the rest. What the quiz really revealed was who WOULDN'T be cooking for me: Betty and Marcel.

 
At 10:10 AM, Anonymous Tina said...

Move over Chef Biatch, I got Sam.
Great job chefs

 
At 10:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My answers were all over the place but I think the winner is Elia!

 
At 12:54 PM, Anonymous chef biatch said...

No way Tins, Sam is mine. Dont make me go all ninja on ya,

chef biatch

 
At 2:53 PM, Blogger PeachPie said...

F is for fabulous, baby!

 
At 2:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got Mia. Us cowgirls stick together.

 

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