A Message From Chef Biatch
Dear Bravo TV,
Howdy, my name is Chef Biatch. I am a fan of several of your shows. I have a complaint and hope you will take the time to listen.
On Project Runway, you have the beautiful Heidi Klum. She fits into the scheme of things. Model, goofy laugh, that whole German thing… it all works.
Top Chef doesn’t need some hottie in hooker clothes to be host. It’s food we are looking at, not anorexic women walking up and down a runway wearing some pretty fucked up clothes. No, we are looking at frog legs, snails, bacon ice cream, etc...
First we had the blow up doll, Katie Lee Joel and now we have Padma Lakshmi. Padma is beautiful, no doubt, and has food experience, but she is almost as exciting as Ms. Joel.
As Chef Back Burner has mentioned, hire Ted Allen next season. He’s hot, funny, and can cook.
Bravo, have you forgotten your target audience?
Need I say more?