Break An Egg
Prepared by Sous Chef Humor
Tom said “Please draw a knife” to start this food fight,
thus, the orange and black teams were divided on site.
A mystery box for each... was sat into view,
But what they contained, puzzled the crew.
So the orange teams motto was “Break an Egg,”
They grabbed their crates and they all shook a leg.
Straightforward ingredients and one wild card,
The competition was on and each was on guard.
First snails, artichokes, peanuts and processed American cheese,
Made Elia have a look that just said, “Oh pleasesssssssss.”
Marisa cut into her food and into her pride,
But it didn’t stop her and a bandage was applied.
Tom stopped in and gave each chef a check,
Yet some of their dishes left him a little perplex.
But whip together dishes, that they did do,
And then they were judged... by the crew of group two.
Next went the black team with frog legs, chicken liver and peanut butter,
While most took their time, Otto ran around in oh such a flutter.
Betty got excited and thought of making a cake,
While Marcel revealed that he’d be this seasons snake.
Mia was in heaven and on top of her game,
The others cooked fast to avoid the table of shame.
Now Bravo went to the expense of a new kitchen and set,
But where the chefs waited was something to forget.
In a storage room with lockers, they sat out their fate,
Among boxes, on folding chairs...they had to wait.
Four on the top, four on the bottom, to the judges table they went,
Ilan won, Suyai's dish failed, and the rest were just spent.
Carlos defended his dish and said it was “not crap on a plate,”
That key little phase may have been what saved his fate.
His website is the place, packed full of facts and fun,
Tee shirts are now on order, with that little pun.
So onto week two and group competition, again it will be,
What happens this week… we’ll all have to wait and see.